|The WildyX Blog - Apocalypse now?
View All Blogs
||August 27, 2011
Well, it looks like the world is coming to an end. What with the earthquakes here in Colorado, and the ones along the east coast, AND that big ole’ hurricane coming in - what’s her name? Irene? I think they should have called her Beyonce. Whatever. Then of course the wedding of Kim Kardashian. Then Kim and Kris’s honeymoon being delayed by a heard of goats. And the whole stock market thing… it seems like all signs are pointing toward apocalypse. I reckon here in a couple years our world is going to look a heck of a lot like that movie The Road. I just hope the real apocalypse does a little better in the box office…
Let me take a second to answer some frequently asked questions about the world’s eminent destruction.
Q: Should I be bummed out about this?
A: No. Not really. The world had a good run. Plus it was getting a little stale. I’ll bet the next world will be a lot better.
Q: What should I do to prepare for said apocalypse?
A: Not too much really. Just catch up on your emails, make sure all you laundry is done and take advantage of some crazy deals on stuff that might help you survive a little better, like these:
Q: Are you absolutely positive that the world is going to end?
A: Um, yeah… more or less. The important thing is the you take advantage of the deals at the WildyX. Everything else is up to fate.
Q: Do you think Kim and Kris’s marriage is going to last?
A: I give it two years, maybe three. Assuming they too take advantage of the the deals at the WildyX.
Wilderness Exchange Unlimited
2401 15th st Suite 100 Denver, CO 80202