Date:
09.18.09
Author:
Sam
Title:
LaSportiva and DMM and Wild Country oh my!!
Who can afford to be restocking climbing gear in this economy? …We Can! That’s who! Because we ballin’ harrrrd like that. And because we have near perfect credit and work with a very reasonable bank. But still, we be ballin’ out of control, on the real. Don’t come too close now, the bling might blind you.
Look at all this stuff we just received:
-DMM Belay Master 2 Screw Gate – ever catch a big fall only to look down at your device and realize that is cross loaded between you belay loop and device? Scary right? Well this little gadget solves that problem once and for all.
-DMM PEENUTS (ANODIZED) not quite as quaint and charming as the old Charles Schultz comic strip, but offers far more protection when rock climbing and still gives you that sort of fuzzy feeling.
-DMM PROWIRE Find me a finer wire gate carabiner!! Show it to me! Where is it? I didn’t think so. That’s because there isn’t one. Recognize!
-DMM WALL NUTS (ANODIZED) Don’t try baking with these; it wont turn out well. And they wont taste very good in a salad, but they far exceed organic walnuts when used as passive protection.
-Wild Country WILD WIRE Carabiner – silver AND red! See comments for the Helium and reduce them by one third (magical powers correlate directly to retail price).
And last but not least, the La Sportiva MIURA VS Shoe; we just received a full size run. We also expanded our size run down to 38 to accommodate all those small footed sending machines out there. This shoe must have gained popularity quicker than LaSportiva anticipated because we have been waiting on them for a while. This shoe is not to be seen as a replacement for the original Miura (because of course there is no replacement for the Miura), but rather as a high performing creation of its own. Drawing inspiration the Katana, the Viper and of course the original Miura, the Muira VS is engineered to dominate any kind of rock. Come try some on before we run out and can’t get any more for another few months.
That’s all for now, holla at ya Boi(s),
SAM
