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Max Tyler is too cool for words. In fact, Max Tyler is above words altogether. Max Tyler is like a combination of Tyler Durden (fight Club) and Mad Max (The Road Warrior), and he is way cooler than both of them put together.
Max Tyler embodies the sport of Telemark Skiing. In fact, he is the sport of Telemark Skiing. Despite his ferocious bad-ass-atude in the Tele discipline, Max Tyler does not compete; for there would be no competition. Max Tyler is not about showing people up or making them look foolish. He is humble like a Monk, and righteous as a saint. However, Max Tyler will show you up (hard) if you put your self in the wrong place. If you are a man, and you watch him ski, you will grow a vagina. If you are a woman and you watch him ski, you will become instantly pregnant. Max Tyler has several dozen legitimately illegitimate children and he pays no child support. His children pay him support, and do so happily.
Max Tyler does not rock climb because he literally crushes every hold he touches. Max does not climb ice or mixed routes because he would quickly redefine the parameters of the sport, leaving the ice climbing community disillusioned and depressed.
Max Tyler is a gentleman and a scholar.
He is an aficionado of all life’s finer pleasures such as fine wine, adult theater and of course, music.
Max Tyler did not follow the band Phish for a year; they followed him.
Max Tyler also manages the Wilderness Exchange Unlimited like its his job… because it is.
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Yum.
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"I shall shred yonder"
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P.I.M.P.
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Not fun
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Telemarking is stupid, sand dunes just take it to the next level.
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Can any woman resist the charms of this man? No.
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The Deep Grin.
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Man of the world.
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